98% of the female status’ I see on Facebook are ‘I hate guys, I’m gonna be a lesbian.’ Like no. We don’t want you either.
Reblogged from Home of the GAYke
Boredom at its finest.
This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
Reblogged from just random
this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away
Reblogged from Butts
man i really want to go on a date where we buy a bunch of clothes from goodwill and fix them up to look post-apocalyptic and then run around deserted and decaying areas
Reblogged from Butts
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray
THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
holy shit
this seems like the most useful thing ever, forget clothing. Watch the video.
*GASPS HOMESTUCK COSPLAYERS*
Reblogged from Butts
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.
Reblogged from Butts
Sophia Grace & Rosie were our Blue Carpet Correspondants for the Billboard Music Awards! They may have gotten a little more than they bargained for.
Reblogged from Home of the GAYke
Reblogged from Words, Tea, and Unicorns
Everyone on facebook is crying about how high school went way too fast and how it’s so depressing that it’s all over and blah blah blah
meanwhile I got the hell out of there as fast as I could like omg high school was terrible what is wrong with you people
honestly tho
Reblogged from one million years dungeon
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
Reblogged from Words, Tea, and Unicorns
Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)
Yeah, it’s weird to be raised like that in South Carolina.
As some one who lives in NJ this is pretty legit, we even curse at each other for cursing so much.
motherfuck yeah, ohio!
literally everyone in nj curses you cannot escape
i love that we’re both fucking sailor-mouths yet still polite
yeah us jersey folk swear like motherfuckers
DELAWARE I SEE YOU
Oklahoma’s the bad seed of the mid south.
And most of the swearing in IL comes from Chicagoans…..lol
Well shit.
And yo I’ll say please after I tell you to go fuck yourself; come on! 8D
Also, Wisconsin is a cess pool.
That must’ve been why my culture shock was so severe when I moved to Boston from SC, bless.
I’m from New Jersey and I can tell you that we curse all the fucking time.
Hahahaha…yeah. We swear a LOT in the 802.
texans are very curteous?? YEAH MAYBE IF YOU LIVE IN AUSTIN
Nebraska: we swear like sailors but we’re polite about it, god dammit.
Reblogged from Words, Tea, and Unicorns
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
Reblogged from Words, Tea, and Unicorns
- me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
Reblogged from ShizNitz
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